WHY AM I AN ASSHOLE? You're an asshole because you think it is perfectly normal to drive a 140 decibel piece of shit past my house at 2:30 am on Sunday. You're an asshole because you have the distinction of being the only thing ever to cause my children to wake up screaming. You're an asshole because you try to keep your louder than hell piece of shit quiet as you drive past my house at 6 am. It doesn't work. Your louder than hell piece of shit idles louder than 15 cars running with MUFFLERS that work. Then when you get to the stop sign/stop light you have to give that little rev two or three or seventeen times. Why is that? Are you hardwired to be an asshole or can't that louder than hell piece of shit that you drive idle? You're an asshole because you think some God given right allows you to disturb the peace whenever and wherever you like. I guess that is why I can hear you and your asshole buddies within a mile of my house. You're an asshole because you are an auditory nightmare on wheels. You would probably take that as a complement considering your complete lack of consideration for anyone but yourself. Your willingness to disturb the peace anytime, anyplace, and at anybody's expense defies some of the basic pillars of a civilized society: Privacy and peace. You are the one who invades my privacy and disturbs my peace. Asshole.